As if we needed another excuse for imbibing chocolate, now research out of the UK shows that it may be used as a way to treat persistent coughs. Who knew that something we once craved and cherished, thinking it a sinful pleasure, could be good for us too.
Imagine the tears of joy you will shed when you no longer have to fight down the taste of over medicated cough syrups. Say good-bye to the nasty “Green Death” flavor and the artificial grape or cherry flavors that no body believes wasn’t anything but artificial flavoring. Gone will be the sounds of reluctant children crying and complaining that they don’t want to or it tastes funny, now they will line up and be eager to take it and enjoy the unique taste.
Now you can have rich and flavorful chocolate cough syrup. It can come in dark chocolate, white chocolate, and milk chocolate flavors. The cough medicine will be know as “Cocoa Cough” and will be mainly marketed towards children but adults will want to get their hands on this once they see how much their kids love it. It will contain actually medicine and theobromine, found in cocoa so this isn’t just a candy or novelty to be consumed in mass quantities but treated like any other cough medicine. It will be package in a small glass bottle with approximately 3-4.5 fl. oz. It will not be sold in any packaging at all. The labeling will be bright and up beat so as to attract younger people, instead of darker colors, which are better suited for adults.
So stop standing there and drooling, get on down to your nearest Whole Foods or Trader Joes and buy a bottle today. When cold season hits you wont be sorry.
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